YOGA猫

水冰月

某日, 艳后妈妈正在练习时下最流行的YOGA...

大头: 妈, 你在干吗?
麻妈: 练YOGA啊, 盘腿正坐
大头: 我也会我也会!
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YOGA第N势, 教练说, 伸直双腿坐下, 弯腰将身体尽量贴向腿部, 双手抱住脚掌...喂! 那位同学, 说你呢! 身体尽量弯下去啊!
大头: 老师! 偶肚皮肉肉太多弯不下去啊! 麻妈也是啊,你看你看!
麻妈: 你!! 你竟敢揭偶的短?!! (冲过去敲栗凿!)
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YOGA第N+1势, 猛虎扑食
对着大镜子, 麻妈不好意思做
大头: 妈, 我示范给你看好不?!
麻妈: P! 明明是懒猫打哈! 是酱紫的..
(做四肢着地用力瞪眼张嘴吐舌状...惨不忍睹! 旁边一女生已笑倒在地上+狂砸拳头...)
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水冰月

大头: 挖哈哈哈哈!!!
麻妈: [em00][em24][em02][em02]不孝小儿, 笑你娘??
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<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2003102712323663501.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2003102712323663501.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />

YOYO: 这时候保持沉默比较好...
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小小当当

[em01][em01][em01]只会笑了,不知说什么好了...

思琪

[em37][em37][em37][em37]  水冰月，你害我肚子都笑疼了，你赔

水冰月

以下是引用思琪在2003-10-27 12:38:51的发言：
[em37][em37][em37][em37]  水冰月，你害我肚子都笑疼了，你赔

[em38][em39][em39][em39]

阳光

哈哈，太绝了，那个弯肚肚的YOGA第N式图我家猫猫也总是那个姿势[em37][em37]

董妮

哈哈太搞笑啦————精彩的解说词。

空谷幽兰

哈哈！最喜欢这两只，真想咬它们的腮帮子。

淡紫的菊

哈哈哈哈……[em01][em01][em01][em01]

qyyang0396

出本3只猫猫的影集吧