[原创]臃懒肥猫儿过元旦--各类风骚坐姿

水冰月

同一个位置, 仅几分钟内, 在麻妈的镜头前换了N个撩人姿势, 主动的哦, 偶都没排练过..
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水冰月

这样...
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那样...
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再这样......还顾做小人儿楚楚动人小猫依床状....
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水冰月

飞雪见状, 忙上来讨好: 麻妈~~你不要拍哥哥啦, 你也给偶拍嘛!!
麻妈: 你会摆撩人的姿势吗?
飞雪: ............不会...
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麻妈: 那么你会两眼放电吗?
飞雪: ....我会两眼放光....
麻妈: ..诶~~飞雪同学...麻妈认为你的身型有发展为艳星的可能......但还需要时间
(此后, 每饭饭时间, 飞雪必定抢食大头碗里的粮食, 发誓不成为家里的主打艳星不罢休...)
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大头: 懒得理你! 小样! 连棉花团都不会...
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水冰月

两眼甭亮眼屎猫!
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眼屎猫自从被麻妈称做家中最弓虽艳猫后, 只要有靠的必坐成楚楚动人状..
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痒兮兮

明明是两个猫男人，还在这里搔手弄姿，争风吃醋啊？哈哈。。。哈哈。。。
不过，飞雪现在出落的愈发漂亮，大头是日渐臃肿啊。就让飞雪抢掉点食好了，大头可以减肥了。

水冰月

连朝小咪发飙也屹立不倒...
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小咪同学也不跟他急, 采用迂回战术, 拔了麻妈的相机线再说...
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急了, 咬住麻妈的手不放, 就不让你拍你能咋的???
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水冰月

以下是引用痒兮兮在2004-1-5 15:52:54的发言：
明明是两个猫男人，还在这里搔手弄姿，争风吃醋啊？哈哈。。。哈哈。。。
不过，飞雪现在出落的愈发漂亮，大头是日渐臃肿啊。就让飞雪抢掉点食好了，大头可以减肥了。

大头爱听这话....

自打YOYO娶了媳妇忘了娘以后, 大头在家愈来愈没地位了, 经常被小它一圈的飞雪打倒在地上, 还要被爸爸嘲笑是衰仔, 只有亲爱的麻妈永远最疼他了, 人家虽然已经不是男儿身, 但还有一身上手的肉肉嘛, 现在流行小白脸, 麻妈最爱肥猫小白脸啦~~~

鸽子

这猫看上去象假的：）

qyyang0396

昨天速度好慢，半天进不来，郁闷了一晚上，今天总算看见了。如果猫猫咧嘴笑会是怎么样呢

妖妖

呵呵，好玩！词配的也好！看人家大头那前爪的摆放位置，hoho，装淑女！