[贴图]"猪"猫翻身记----从长工到地主的仔!

水冰月

大头: 我妈说我象猪....大家说,我象吗?
麻妈: 大头同学, 请你不要故意遮掩半个猪体!
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大头使出杀人眼光之一(无辜): 我真的象猪吗?.....
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我只是食量大了点....(眼睛看着不远处的食盆)
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[此贴子已经被作者于2004-3-12 13:30:24编辑过]

水冰月

身体是稍微胖了一点点, 脸也肿了一点点...
小咪在不远处嘀咕: 什么一点点, 分明就是个馒头脸!
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大头使出杀人眼光之二(天真): 馒头有什么不好?! 馒头是粗粮! 馒头有营养! 你可以伤害我的心灵, 但你不可以诬蔑馒头!  要是伤害了馒头的亲戚, 比如包子, 蛋糕, 花卷, 也是不好的......妈, 你说对吧?!
小咪&麻妈----咣噹...倒地...
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大头: 再说啦...麻妈每天晚上的被角都是偶来压的, 没点份量压的住吗????
小咪: 那是因为枕头的位置已经归我啦, 你只好去压脚喽...
大头: #^$%*...[em33]
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水冰月

大头: 可是麻妈现在把电视遥控器给我掌管了! 你行吗?
(说罢,向小咪施以极轻蔑的眼光..加以唯我独尊爪)
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小咪: 竟有这事?! 这这这....
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小咪马上眼露虔诚,献媚地: 老大! 请受小弟一拜! 我早知老大会有这一天! 我们家麻妈最器重你!
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[此贴子已经被作者于2004-3-12 14:15:54编辑过]

xiaomaomimi

最喜欢乖乖的出场PP和睡睡PP！[em04][em04][em04]

空谷幽兰

这对儿活宝，每天有演不完的戏啊：）

水冰月

小咪努力扬起头来仰慕地看大头: 我对您的景仰有如涛涛江水绵绵不绝......
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大头: 哼哼哼~~~算你识相....还不快给大爷捶捶腰?
(说完, 极享受地睡去.)
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小咪: ......................
(我长着这么性感的脑袋瓜, 肯定要想个办法出来对付这猪.....)
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BlueCoral

[quote]以下是引用水冰月在2004-3-12 13:11:47的发言：
大头: 我妈说我象猪....大家说,我象吗?
麻妈: 大头同学, 请你不要故意遮掩半个猪体!
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第一张好玩，最喜欢看大头了。[em01][em01]

水冰月

想了半晌, 小咪终于有了盘算, 高兴的捂着嘴, 吃吃笑着: HIAHIAHIAHIA~~~猪就是猪! 不过是一个负责吃猫粮的长工, 得了个遥控器就以为自己变地主仔啦???? 怎么也不想想, 我有必杀密计---麻妈的手机!!!
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小咪为自己想出来的好办法高兴了又高兴, 整夜无眠, 忍不住就狂笑两声+直跺爪, 直到被忍无可忍的麻妈踢出门外.....

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两猫相争, 永无宁日......欲知故事发展, 请留意麻妈日后不断暴料...

(猫妈后语: 脑汁炸干了, 回去补阵子再说.....)


[em37]

E159

哈哈，吃个猫罐头吧。

洋芋丸子

大头果然胖啊，第一张～～