[原创]性感的大头"猪"

水冰月

麻妈成天说我是猪, 五一期间还特邀请了一群花友来家里看猪, 在大家此起彼浮的惊诧的"猪啊!"声中,我的表现还是很大方很不错的, 不象飞雪, 在客人们没进门之前就闻声猫窜不知道躲哪里去了...我被所有人簇拥着,爱抚着...尤其是一个被称为"老大"的家伙, 简直用满嘴口水帮我洗了个头哇, (后来听说老大和一个叫什么U的爱喝"力波"啤酒的俩家伙, 有点"波力"哦) ..但我还是很耐心地躺在他的怀里,腿上任其RL,麻妈说好猫就得有礼貌,猫生任人RL,不伸爪不哈人,我可是一五一十地做到了.

(麻妈: 喂! 大头猪! 你好象跑题了吧!)

咳咳...没有啊~~这是前奏嘛...我是想让大家明白我这么受欢迎是为虾米哪? 一个重要的原因就是.............(噹噹噹)......我性感呗!

(麻妈一边昏倒, 儿啊! 你居然说自己性感?!.............@%#$@^!!)

是嘛! 不信你瞧:
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怎么样?我美吗?
(麻妈[em03]: 这...是够撩人的...)

那这样呢?
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诸位不好意思,观看这张时请将脑袋右扭转180度...我麻妈昨晚临睡前喝了太多可乐,今早顶着熊猫眼上班,神智不清,眼神不好,没把它转过来...
(麻妈[em32]: 你怎么又揭偶的短哪?! 大骚包!!)

我现在最爱的就是麻妈的沙发扶手, 麻妈说那是天然猫毯的生产地, 但对我来说是展示偶性感身姿的SHOW台
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[此贴子已经被作者于2004-5-9 13:04:54编辑过]

空谷幽兰

我可怜的孩子，被人非礼了。

花猫儿

又见大头，欢喜！[em12][em12][em12]

水冰月

沙发扶手现在是我的宝地, 我每天都要在上面练习如何性感, 保持这个姿势可以让偶显得粉有腰身.
(麻妈: @_@ @_@  这也叫腰身?!)
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最最最吸引人的当然是我的水瓶形大P股, 瞧, 腰位多高! 下半身多丰满! 多一分不行, 少一分更不行! 我瞅着自己的影子都能陶醉! 你敢说我不够性感吗??!!
(麻妈: I, I ,I , 服了 U~~~~你性感! 够肉! 我们家你最美! 行了吧?!)
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那我的粉丝们为啥都没出现哩??????
(因为安提安扣们昨晚都喝了可乐...HIAHIAHIAHIAHIA...)

鼠胆小咪终于忍不住了,冷不丁跳出来,N脚才踢飞大头猪并占下有利位置: 妈! 我是不是更性感?更撩人?
(.............................................................半天没人应, 原来麻妈已经昏s过去..........)
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[此贴子已经被作者于2004-5-9 13:49:15编辑过]

BlueCoral

大头在家里迅速占领了地盘拉，哈哈

董妮

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这个动作好象我家以前养的猫叫春的样子————  哈哈真的。

dorisdcy

呀呀~~大头真是越来越风骚了。。。呵呵~~~好喜欢他一身的肉肉。。。咱家踏雪什么时候才能长这么丰满呀？？？千万可别随了他老妈。。。最近好忙，没时间上小踏雪的片子，五一还连着出差3天，两个晚上没回家，还是叫了房东帮我去家里喂了两只咪咪，呀呀~~惭愧呀，惭愧。。。。

丹琪

恩,好!!!!!!!!!!![em05][em05][em05]

xiaomaomimi

喜欢大头！

妖妖

看大头那眼神，真是藏花里第一媚猫啊！！