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阿弟与梁冬梁某人(原创)

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发表于 2004-8-24 00:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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话说阿弟做了太监之后,整日里无所事事,游手好闲,每日里以装花瓶为乐(这花瓶肚可够大的)
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/200482315463291754.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/200482315463291754.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
或者随便摆摆POS,百无聊赖啊。寂寞难耐~~~~~~,噢~~~~~~,寂寞难耐~~~~~
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忽有一日,他突然发现家里的有样东东里,有美女耶~~是什么穿丝,一对呢,就是啥双生子的意思,各位看官你们明白吧
阿弟做晕死状后,决定去听听说的啥
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“十元八元都可以买到东西吃”?
阿弟一听之下,怒从胆边生,两个美女说点啥不好,说好吃的,还便宜,这不气偶呢,明知偶天天只有罐头和猫粮吃,哼!!
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 楼主| 发表于 2004-8-24 00:07 | 显示全部楼层
这时又来了一位帅哥,叫啥咕天乐,阿弟决定要关心一下
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“人与人之间相处是没有隔阂的~~~~”,阿弟心中暗道,那猫与猫之间呢?
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听到这里,阿弟心道,猫情味?猫猫之间的情意远远没有猫与罐头之间的情意深厚啊~~虽然直白些,却是肺腑之言啊
咦,这是谁,阿弟定睛细看,好象是传说中的梁冬梁某人呐

<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2004823196490923.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2004823196490923.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />



[此贴子已经被作者于2004-8-23 19:07:03编辑过]

 楼主| 发表于 2004-8-24 00:07 | 显示全部楼层
阿弟凝神听了好大一会,有点郁闷,此帅哥好象有碟碟不休嗳~~而且连手都用上了,是不是在数来宝?一个梁冬一张嘴?
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/200482319131348737.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/200482319131348737.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />

没完没了是吧,阿弟有点恼火,这什么手势啊,传说中的抓波龙抓手?
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阿弟气的背过身去,梁某人仍在碟碟不休

阿弟气愤不已,碰到唐僧了

阿弟抬起左手,大叫一声,再说我抽你了啊

<img src="attachments/dvbbs/200482319145716303.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/200482319145716303.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />


果然,梁某人虽心有不甘,也及时闭口,整个世界清静了


阿弟仍心烦不已,决定以后不再关注帅哥美女!!





[此贴子已经被作者于2004-8-23 19:29:08编辑过]

 楼主| 发表于 2004-8-24 00:08 | 显示全部楼层
于是,阿弟又恢复了装花瓶和摆POS的生活,日复一日,年复一年~~~~~~~~

<img src="attachments/dvbbs/20048231920026918.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/20048231920026918.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />

周而复始,没完没了~~~~(完)


[此贴子已经被作者于2004-8-23 19:21:17编辑过]

发表于 2004-8-24 02:50 | 显示全部楼层
待看
 楼主| 发表于 2004-8-24 03:06 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿,有点费事,想贴子连贯起来,只能多挖几个坑了

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[此贴子已经被作者于2004-8-23 19:08:09编辑过]

 楼主| 发表于 2004-8-24 03:15 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿,希望大家喜欢
[此贴子已经被作者于2004-8-23 19:18:15编辑过]

 楼主| 发表于 2004-8-24 03:20 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿,顺便介绍一下本剧主人公阿弟铜子~~
阿弟,三岁大山东临清公公猫一只,因追随主人N年,且是家中唯一一只家猫,所谓物以稀为贵,其在家时常以老大自居,非常找不着北,呼呼~~
此猫从不与其他猫同盆共食,一定要上锅台先食,并在别猫抢食时,以巡视状走来走去,嘴里念叨着,啊,吃好喝好啊~~啊,喝好吃好啊~~~极有赵本山的风范,倒~~






[此贴子已经被作者于2004-8-23 19:27:44编辑过]

发表于 2004-8-24 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
此猫从不与其他猫同盆共食

这么说还有一只猫?拿来看看啊..........
发表于 2004-8-24 17:18 | 显示全部楼层
以下是引用琥珀在2004-8-23 16:06:45的发言:

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旁边还有猫呢。也秀秀嘛。
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