漫长暑假,等的眼都绿了...各位看官当心触电~~

水冰月

好久没来网上混了,不光我麻妈等的眼花花,偶们都盼的眼绿了

当然, 大头是急红了眼, 瞧他那副满身横肉非网不上的狰狞笑容, 麻妈上床睡觉都不用夜视灯了...
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小咪也很殷勤地想当电灯泡,可是总是误当贞子版魔猫把麻妈吓的要死~~
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扑克从来就不会放电,性格单纯至极, 所以肯定吊不到女朋友,对麻妈的色诱也是吓的紧闭双眼...甚至..
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花猫儿

搬凳子等着！

水冰月

甚至把脑袋别过去, 摸摸小心脏还嗵嗵嗵的呢..
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但扑克要是放电了,那肯定是电死你不偿命的哦..
扑克(腼腆地...害羞地...有点结巴地...): 各...位......阿叔阿...姨, 其实我也想你们想的眼....都绿了...
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麻妈一看扑克不电则已, 有电则灵, 马上高兴地跳起来去关灯: 太好了! 客厅也不用开灯啦! 省钱啊!! 儿子啊! 你继续电着啊~~别省力气哦~~~
扑克(艮着脖子努力放电): 好! 我会努力地!!
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水冰月

扑克: 我左放放,右放放........电力好象不够了......
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没电了...
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闭目养神一会, 小咪旁边侯着, 准备轮班下一个
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qyyang0396

可怜扑克又被麻麻打的乌清了

水冰月

那边俩猫弟努力放电,这边大头却睡的昏天暗地
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肥猫见屁不见首
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瞧这猪头睡的, 心爱的沙发腿都睡出一个大坑了..
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极乐鸟

以下是引用水冰月在2004-9-1 14:23:25的发言：
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可怜扑克又被欺负的找不到眼睛啦。

水冰月

大家都看出来了吧? 猫猫身上的毛毛都长出来了, 也就两个月的样子, 长的好快哦.
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小咪还是很苗条, 很象小绵羊, 妩媚妖饶
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看他是不是很端庄啊?
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花猫儿

飞雪那个明眸善睐啊！

水冰月

扑克就是一付很受扁的样子,其实在家里很得宠,也很调皮,窜上窜下抓麻妈床掀翻东西的奏都是他.
还特会享受, 哪舒服躺哪, 偶尔高兴了就贴着人睡, 热了就一脚把你踢开, 自己一边舒服去了.
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