【三月电影馆】八月十五寻月记

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以下是引用qyyang0396在2004-9-28 19:16:39的发言：

一连几天都没有小二黑的消息，白毛妹不放心，决定坐飞碟赶去
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这个让我想起了那个讲鼠鼠的美国片《精灵鼠小弟》[em37][em37][em37]

qyyang0396

可是已经过了15了，投稿表地

qyyang0396

[B]八月十五寻月记[/B]

仅以此片献给残酷的人类社会！！！

编      剧：青燕子
导      演：青燕子
领衔主演：小二黑，白毛妹
主要演员：叽叽，咕咕，灰灰
旁 白：太婆

[em25][B]第一部：[/B]

外婆看报，讲新闻给叽叽咕咕听：
又有人食物中毒了，菜里的农药太多了，唉，现在是怎么了，月饼是过期的发霉的食品做的，连大米都有毒的，什么都不能吃了，人还怎么活啊。

叽叽很郁闷的回家，看见宝宝在吃菜叶，立刻阻止，孩儿们，不能吃啊，先看你们太婆吃了有没有倒，没倒再吃。（◎＃￥％太婆没有毒倒，已经决倒了）
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孩子们眼巴巴地看着菜叶，却不能吃，叽叽心疼的要死。
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死老公，还不快去找食物，宝宝要饿死了。
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qyyang0396

我上哪儿找啊，外婆都没的吃，老天啊，求你让我长十七八个捏捏吧，这样宝宝就有捏捏吃了。（◎＃￥％，这次轮到叽叽决倒了）
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太婆画外音：（残酷的社会现实导致夫妻关系恶化，不健全的家庭给孩子心理带来阴影，于是小二黑决定挽救这个家）

[em25][B]第二部：[/B]

小二黑暗自思量，曾听太婆说，在八月十五这一天，遥远的天上有个宝盒，在月儿最圆的时分许愿，宝盒就会打开，宝盒里的食物就会降临大地，使大家丰衣足食，不再有天灾人祸。我要去寻找月儿。
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二黑哥，带我一起去
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qyyang0396

不，白毛妹，路途险恶，你在家等我的好消息
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一连几天都没有小二黑的消息，白毛妹不放心，决定坐飞碟赶去
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[em25][B]第三部：[/B]

二黑哥。。。。。。。。。。。。白毛妹。。。。。。。。。5555555555，我以为见不到你了
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qyyang0396

咦，这个好像就是宝盒吧？嗯，不错，快去看月儿圆了没有
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好，这个应该是月儿吧？听太婆说，月儿是胡萝卜味的，我先尝尝，不错，是月儿。
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刹那间霞光万丈，宝盒打开，食物从天而降。
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qyyang0396

二黑哥和白毛妹欢欢喜喜地回家了
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[em25]本现实主义影片到此结束，谢谢观看。

后记：此剧在2005年获得威尼斯电影节现实主义大奖，小二黑，白毛妹分获最佳男女主角，开创了鼠鼠在人类活动中得奖的先例。

紫气青霞

哈哈哈，杨子真是有导演天赋啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

丹琪

恩,好看!写的噶好滴~去投稿!

swing

这是飞碟?[em20][em20][em20]