我要向藏花的阿姨叔叔们告状,趁我爸出差,俺妈把我这个帅哥搞成这模样了,长长的胸毛没了,背上的肚子上的都没有了,555555555,没脸见人了,最可气的是我妈现在说我是美国短毛猫,说她喜欢那种懒猫,我可是缅因标准虎斑猫啊,都怪我自己找上门去,俺妈给我娃娃弟弟剃毛,我觉得好玩就去看热闹,谁知俺妈玩得高兴顺手把我也剔了,不过妈妈还是知道我们猫猫不是很怕热,没给剔得太重,否则成我家娃娃了,变成冬瓜了。姐姐是个女孩子要美的,我妈就给她手下留情了,只剃了一点点,我上哪讲理去啊,还说我是家里老大,可还得听我妈的。我爸一回来看见我变成这样了,差点没背过气去,我可怎么办啊,不知什么时候我才能威风起来啊。
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大家看了我这模样不许笑我,要不是阿姨们要看,我妈是鼓足的勇气才贴上来的。
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我很郁闷。。。
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我上我妈的花架上捣乱,我蹭,我咬她的花花
[此贴子已经被作者于2004-6-5 14:17:14编辑过]
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