我是猫保--小黑出爪了!(P6)

空谷幽兰

以下是引用spherer在2004-9-17 17:45:00的发言：
呜呜呜，我要24、25号才能回上海啊！估计猫猫都不认识我了！惨啊！

早就认俺做娘了。
菲菲情况好转，已经集体进餐了。小黑居然出来了，但还是怯生生的。
我今天系了一条流苏的腰带，菲菲，老吉，和小西腊玩得欢极了，裙子都被它们锋利的爪子抓出洞了，腿上还挨了几下，这几个小家伙还开始搓麻了，放在电视机上的中发白什么的，早成它们的玩具了。。。。[em37][em37][em37]

水家的JOJO

小黑出爪了......

话说那日高高兴兴奔去喂猫, 知道小黑每去必隐, 其它猫猫都在埋头苦干...
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艳后阿姨瞧着觉得不平, 于是趴在地上找黑黑, 可怜的菘猫爸躲在床帘后, 被偶从沙发椅缝中伸进手摸到了几把P股, 赶紧葡伏着爬出来...
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慌不择路, 竟依偎上了纯情少女王老吉,并闪着灯泡眼瞪着偶.(旁边有新鲜刚铲出来的一大包猫BB....)
后面王老吉鄙视的背对着他: 你靠错猫了, 俺可不是菲菲...
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水家的JOJO

菲菲此时正在专心地帮儿子希腊舔毛呢, 哪里顾的上老公啊...
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惊恐万分的黑黑只好夺路冲进了洗手间, 躲在了马桶后面, 继续瞪着我, 对偶讨好地伸过去的妙鲜包不理不睬...还发出各种怪声...
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这时候菲菲终于听到小黑发出的哼哼叽叽求救声(诸位要是听到小黑同学那种哼嘛叽叽的声音, 一定会笑死....), 马上丢下儿子跑了过来, 在靠近黑黑的地方躺了下来, 哎~~~猫妈护犊还要护老公, 菲菲可真是全全职超级猫妈啊!
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水家的JOJO

美丽的菲菲躺了一会儿, 小黑同学也安静了一会儿, 于是菲妈又走出去帮儿子舔毛去了...剩下偶和黑黑继续对瞪...
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偶讨好地: 黑黑呀, 出来吃点东西吧, 你看你不抓紧时机吃, 都被王老吉吃完喽. 一会儿阿姨走了, 要等明天才有的吃哦.....
黑黑: 噗!噗!噗!呜~~~~
偶继续讨好地: 不要这样嘛, 出来吃点吧?! (边伸出爪去够它...)
突然, 就在俺伸爪那一瞬间, 大家一致公认最悚最胆小最没出息的长毛狸花男性未KC的猫猫--小黑同学, 以极快地速度拍了俺一掌!! 好痛!! 出血了!! 两秒钟内还肿了起来!!

我有证据! 大家请看:
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没想到吧? 小黑居然会打人了咧! 我们平时真是小看他了, 而且出掌的准确性与速度感, 让人惊叹哦~~~大家都要向黑黑同学学习,葡伏走路是有好处的, 可以使你胸肌发达, 上肢力量巨大..[em37][em37]

水家的JOJO

其间, 其它小朋友, 吃的吃, 拉的拉, 对发生的事情全然没感觉. 菲菲躺在地上撒了一会儿娇, 王老吉赶紧凑过来也要求爱抚, 奇怪的是, 菲菲没生气, 居然还帮王老吉舔毛咧.

吉吉如厕图.
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水冰月

可爱讨喜的吉吉同学, 真是只超级粘人的猫
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可喜欢跟着人,靠着你躺下
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希腊淘沙......淘的鼻子上挂了好几粒沙, 还天真无邪的看着你, 笑S人了
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水冰月

葡萄还是会有点怕人, 你去碰它, 它就调皮的窜开, 再回头看着你,只能隔点距离看着它活动
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希腊比较粘猫妈, 吃饱了还帮菲菲舔毛.不怕人了, 摸它没关系, 还会躺下回头跟你玩.
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老大家的小区里还有好多好可爱好漂亮的小猫, 觉得老大真是幸福, 每天可以有这么多猫猫陪伴,还可以散步时在小区里和其它猫猫调情,[em37][em20]人生猫生真是不亦乐乎!

极乐鸟

猫保光荣负伤。
强烈建议老大颁发军功奖章。

chgadmin

报告报告，我周五可以回上海啦！

猫保辛苦了，回去重重有赏！

远在华南可以看到我家五猫，开心＋思念！

yangxixi

小区里那么多猫啊？下次老大可以拴着自己的五猫，出去溜猫了！