◎原创◎猫特SHOW上演啦--婚照记(P6)

水冰月

4. 听到要加好多钱, 飞洲新粮开始嚎啕大哭:" 没天理啊! 这是我的片片! 你还要加我的钱?! 我不干我不干! 我为了爱情老大远地来到这里,你就这么以礼相待?! "
   飞洲新粮哭的死去活来, 上海劳工心疼地不停地舔着老婆的头, 场面动人, 摄影石不由地善心大发, 好啦好啦, 不哭啦, 全部给你免费行了吧?! 飞洲新粮马上就在半妙钟内停止了哭泣..脸上还挂着两滴泪..(后记,据麻妈回忆, 实际那是挂着两眼S...[em20])
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5. 摄影师: 我们可以继续拍了吗? 美人儿?
   为了让新粮进入最佳状态, 摄影师百般献媚, 甚至唱起了情歌,大意如下:
   你是偶的情银....
   象玫瑰花一样滴美人...
   用你那闪闪的眼神...
   让偶在相机里无尽地销魂....
   你是我的爱银..
   象巧克力一样的甘纯...
   用你那淡淡的体温...
   抚平我心中那多情的伤痕...

新狼: 肉麻之极...头都不好意思抬起来
新粮: 受用之极...幸福地闭上了眼
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6. 大家正一唱一和高兴之即, 突然...天降一肥猫.........镇定自若地躺在了大家的面前...
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空谷幽兰

飞雪一看就是逼婚的。

水冰月

7. 大家都惊的目瞪口呆, 新狼新粮齐抬头: 导演呢? 这是谁????
   场外导演(麻妈代): ............介个....介个........偶没有安排大头的角色啊.........大头你这是干嘛泥?....
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8. 大头(很酷地): 偶素客串彩童....婚礼上不能没有彩童的对吧?!
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9. 大头就这么大方地躺在新狼新粮面前, 大家你看我我看你哑口无言...
   导演(暗地里): 骚包大头, 奏知道你爱搅局...爱抢镜头...
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水冰月

冤枉咧....人家小俩口可是自己在床上拱成一堆等着麻妈..不..导演...不...摄影师来拍滴...俺可没强迫他们躺一起的哦...他们俩那么主动, 俺就乘机过把瘾咧! 嘿嘿~~[em23]

本想拍的双猫结婚变成三猫行了, 大头要做彩童, 导演也无可奈何只好允了它, 不然伤害了人家小朋友小小的心灵, 那多不好啊!

瞧咱家三猫难得能躺成一团这么乖的呢:
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拍着拍着,居然都睡着了..
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花猫儿

下次去上海要把大头打劫回来！

qyyang0396

                               
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咬牙切齿的，分明是麻妈逼着拍的

洋芋丸子

大头的背部线条真的是虎背熊腰啊，特别好笑。

水冰月

以下是引用qyyang0396在2004-11-1 16:39:29的发言：

                               
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咬牙切齿的，分明是麻妈逼着拍的

鼠婆真是不解风情诶, 人家猫猫明明是猪唇微启自己翻倒在床上撒着娇儿等着麻妈"啪啪啪"地左一张右一张地拍, 这个角度是人家故意翻着脖儿向你炫耀酥胸滴....[em37]

[此贴子已经被作者于2004-11-1 17:03:12编辑过]

花猫儿

非常同意水冰月的说法，人家大头可是风情万种啊！！！

水家的JOJO

穿习惯了就自然了, 我出差走时忘了给脱掉, 回家一看, 大头傻不楞登穿个花裙裙朝着麻妈"喵~~~~~~~~~"一声嗲叫, 笑的偶快翻倒...几天不见麻妈,大头好想麻妈,象个小狗一样追在脚下,一付好高兴的样子,我的心情一下子就变的非常好, 扑克跟猫哥的脾气也越来越象, 不追着我, 但马上躺下翻开肚皮扭来扭去的引起我的注意, 小咪则是很嗲很斯文得叫着...麻妈就轮翻一个个抱起, 亲一个, 摸肚皮, 出差的劳累都忘光了...

有三个猫宝贝, 我的生活真是很开心.

不在家, 帅锅很认真地铲猫砂, 喂猫粮, 更让偶开心, 虽然都不是很到位, 比如知道今天俺回家了,今天的砂就留到我回家来铲, 粮食也一样, 但那没关系, 要知道以前他都不会愿意去做这些的.....

现在全家一起吃饭, 三个猫儿子就一起排排坐,盯着猫爸手里端着的碗看, 我很奇怪, 往猫爸旁边一看, 一堆鱼骨头, 想来我不在家, 爷几个就这么凑一堆儿分享鱼肉鱼骨的, 那情形真是叫人笑死...看到大头盯着自己的碗看, 猫爸故意很凶地说: 看什么看?! 又没饿你! 大头则是很死皮赖脸地" 瞄~~"一声, 极期待极嗲地两眼放光地回应他...我又要乐翻了...[em23]