1.摄影师: 这里是法国婚纱摄影馆,欢迎....(以下省略广告词N段...直接开拍)
新粮新狼看着镜头, 哎,那新狼笑一笑啦...
新狼(飞雪): 笑不出来...为了俺亲爱的非洲老婆宝贝儿, 俺把俺辛苦挣来的工钱全用来拍婚纱照了, 全部的工钱啊~~~痛在心里,郁闷在眼里啊~~
新粮: 都说上海男银是做劳工的料, 为了让我开心, 偶滴劳工把辛苦挣来的工钱全部用来拍婚纱照了.....笑在嘴角, 乐在眼里啊...
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2.摄影师: 保持姿势, 再来一张, 笑笑笑~~~新狼要笑的很幸福啊!
新狼: 老婆! 你省点笑! 拍的太好, 没法选片, 加片要加很多钱的!!
新粮(眼睛瞪的巨大): 加钱?! 为虾米要加钱?! 摄影师KEEP我的片片应该给我钱才对!!
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3.新粮转向摄影师: 多选片要多加钱吗?
摄影师话外音: 当然要滴啦...新粮你貌美如花, 和我们上海的的大帅锅可是天下无双的一对, 张张精品, 片片难得...(此处再省略N字赞美之词..)....很优惠滴啦~~全部加进去也就多个千把块吧.....
新狼(更加郁闷地): 完了完了......这下穷惨了...
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新狼: 肉麻之极...头都不好意思抬起来
新粮: 受用之极...幸福地闭上了眼
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6. 大家正一唱一和高兴之即, 突然...天降一肥猫.........镇定自若地躺在了大家的面前...
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7. 大家都惊的目瞪口呆, 新狼新粮齐抬头: 导演呢? 这是谁????
场外导演(麻妈代): ............介个....介个........偶没有安排大头的角色啊.........大头你这是干嘛泥?....
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8. 大头(很酷地): 偶素客串彩童....婚礼上不能没有彩童的对吧?!
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9. 大头就这么大方地躺在新狼新粮面前, 大家你看我我看你哑口无言...
导演(暗地里): 骚包大头, 奏知道你爱搅局...爱抢镜头...
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