◎原创◎猫特SHOW上演啦--婚照记(P6)

极乐鸟 · 发表于 2004-11-1 20:49

大头那件花衬衣不错，很适合哦。

水冰月 · 发表于 2004-11-1 21:34

搬家家(一)--非洲新粮和上海新狼婚照记

新狼:飞雪
新粮:扑克
摄影师:麻妈友情出演

1.摄影师: 这里是法国婚纱摄影馆,欢迎....(以下省略广告词N段...直接开拍)
            新粮新狼看着镜头, 哎,那新狼笑一笑啦...
  新狼(飞雪): 笑不出来...为了俺亲爱的非洲老婆宝贝儿, 俺把俺辛苦挣来的工钱全用来拍婚纱照了, 全部的工钱啊~~~痛在心里,郁闷在眼里啊~~
  新粮: 都说上海男银是做劳工的料, 为了让我开心, 偶滴劳工把辛苦挣来的工钱全部用来拍婚纱照了.....笑在嘴角, 乐在眼里啊...
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2.摄影师: 保持姿势, 再来一张, 笑笑笑~~~新狼要笑的很幸福啊!
  新狼: 老婆! 你省点笑! 拍的太好, 没法选片, 加片要加很多钱的!!
  新粮(眼睛瞪的巨大): 加钱?! 为虾米要加钱?! 摄影师KEEP我的片片应该给我钱才对!!
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3.新粮转向摄影师: 多选片要多加钱吗?
  摄影师话外音: 当然要滴啦...新粮你貌美如花, 和我们上海的的大帅锅可是天下无双的一对, 张张精品, 片片难得...(此处再省略N字赞美之词..)....很优惠滴啦~~全部加进去也就多个千把块吧.....
  新狼(更加郁闷地): 完了完了......这下穷惨了...
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sage · 发表于 2004-11-1 21:45

拉郎配啊，强迫拍婚纱，猫家都不开心了

水冰月 · 发表于 2004-11-1 22:05

4. 听到要加好多钱, 飞洲新粮开始嚎啕大哭:" 没天理啊! 这是我的片片! 你还要加我的钱?! 我不干我不干! 我为了爱情老大远地来到这里,你就这么以礼相待?! "
飞洲新粮哭的死去活来, 上海劳工心疼地不停地舔着老婆的头, 场面动人, 摄影石不由地善心大发, 好啦好啦, 不哭啦, 全部给你免费行了吧?! 飞洲新粮马上就在半妙钟内停止了哭泣..脸上还挂着两滴泪..(后记,据麻妈回忆, 实际那是挂着两眼S...[em20])
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5. 摄影师: 我们可以继续拍了吗? 美人儿?
为了让新粮进入最佳状态, 摄影师百般献媚, 甚至唱起了情歌,大意如下:
你是偶的情银....
象玫瑰花一样滴美人...
用你那闪闪的眼神...
让偶在相机里无尽地销魂....
你是我的爱银..
象巧克力一样的甘纯...
用你那淡淡的体温...
抚平我心中那多情的伤痕...

新狼: 肉麻之极...头都不好意思抬起来
新粮: 受用之极...幸福地闭上了眼
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6. 大家正一唱一和高兴之即, 突然...天降一肥猫.........镇定自若地躺在了大家的面前...
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空谷幽兰 · 发表于 2004-11-1 22:07

飞雪一看就是逼婚的。

水冰月 · 发表于 2004-11-1 22:14

7. 大家都惊的目瞪口呆, 新狼新粮齐抬头: 导演呢? 这是谁????
场外导演(麻妈代): ............介个....介个........偶没有安排大头的角色啊.........大头你这是干嘛泥?....
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8. 大头(很酷地): 偶素客串彩童....婚礼上不能没有彩童的对吧?!
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9. 大头就这么大方地躺在新狼新粮面前, 大家你看我我看你哑口无言...
导演(暗地里): 骚包大头, 奏知道你爱搅局...爱抢镜头...
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花猫儿 · 发表于 2004-11-1 23:03

下次去上海要把大头打劫回来！

qyyang0396 · 发表于 2004-11-2 00:39

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咬牙切齿的，分明是麻妈逼着拍的

洋芋丸子 · 发表于 2004-11-2 00:42

大头的背部线条真的是虎背熊腰啊，特别好笑。

水冰月 · 发表于 2004-11-2 01:02

以下是引用qyyang0396在2004-11-1 16:39:29的发言：

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咬牙切齿的，分明是麻妈逼着拍的

鼠婆真是不解风情诶, 人家猫猫明明是猪唇微启自己翻倒在床上撒着娇儿等着麻妈"啪啪啪"地左一张右一张地拍, 这个角度是人家故意翻着脖儿向你炫耀酥胸滴....[em37]

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