懒人下厨

农民

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<>三、无骨鸡翅。</P>

农民

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<>四、往伤口内外撒黑胡椒和盐，手段残忍。</P>

农民

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<>五、表面涂抹酱油试图改变颜色，腌制。考虑将来抹烧烤酱，让被害鸡更难辨认。</P>

农民

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<>六、象鸡翅遗体献花。前来出席的有蘑菇、金针菇、洋葱、黑木耳、胡萝卜等等。</P>

农民

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<>七、殉葬品。－－其中胡萝卜要炒软些，放些盐。感觉这些蔬菜本身也挺好吃的，将来炒个素菜鸡肉丁，估计到了肚子里也是一样的，比做鸡翅要省事多了。</P>

农民

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<>八、鲜花躺在遗体之中。</P>

农民

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<>九、再让我看一眼吧，然后留着口水坐在烤箱旁边等。以后在下面再垫些葱之类的东西。</P>

农民

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<>十、这一刻的我，虚荣心得到了极大的满足，就和这鼓鼓的鸡翅一样。感觉躺在铁盘里的不是鸡翅而是我，闪光灯为我而闪亮。[em04] </P>

小乖熊

<>再咽一次口水</P>

洋芋丸子

<>笑死我了，那个敬献献花的，亏农民想得出来。</P>