[帖图]踏雪从军记(司令:大头妈,指导员:大头...)

水冰月

司令(手持指挥棒): 你! 吃完就躺! 你养猪啊?!
新兵(撒娇着..): 不起不起! 你陪我玩~~~
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水冰月

指挥棒被你当玩具? 不行! 给我立正!
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稍息!
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司令: 不听指挥我B了你!
新兵: 我投降!
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水冰月

终于到了睡觉时间, 小小新兵得到了最高待遇-----睡在司令肚皮上.
可是小小新兵还不困...
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司令的床可真大呀, 跑呀跑, 遇到一座大雪山.....突然雪山怒吼一声, 原来是指导员大头在床头放哨来着! 吓的新兵赶忙逃...
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那边惊魂未定, 这边突然又冒出个盯捎的......
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dorisdcy

司令: 不听指挥我B了你!
新兵: 我投降!
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吼吼~~这个司令好凶哦，踏雪可要好好学习，天天向上哦，等你老妈这个星期抽空去接你[em39] 最重要的是一定要学会如何自己BB哦，你老妈可没时间天天给你擦屁股。。。。[em21]

green

晕倒。。。
最后那张眼睛睁得好圆啊。
小可怜。。。

妖妖

大头飞雪：老天有眼啊！！！[em00][em00][em00]麻妈终于自爆当年是怎么虐待偶们2兄弟俩的啦！！！偶们的血泪史啊~~~~~！小家伙，你也有今天，挖哈哈哈哈哈~~~~

空谷幽兰

水冰月还给军训啊，训出感情来就该收编喽。

水冰月

新兵: 举头望明月, 低....
司令: P明月?! 那是我的台灯!!
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新兵(唱起来): 我是一个小小小新兵, 想要睡呀睡, 却怎么也睡不着, 想要好好溜一圈, 却成为大头的目标, 我想要去吃个饭, 却也有猫盯捎, 看来我是哪也去不了....
猫爸旁边插嘴: 你奏象个李魁! 少摆弄温柔了哈!
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新兵: 没错, 司令也说我象李魁! 象李魁有错吗? 我本男儿身, 长大后的目标就是当一个英武挺拔粗犷有型的男银! 没看见我也有胸毛吗?
说罢, 仰头双目炯炯挺其胸, 大头小咪一起到角落抱头痛哭:想不到我们猫生一世,今日竟被一乳臭未干之小儿打倒!
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是夜, 大头和飞雪这两只长久没有社交活动的猫, 整夜都在盯捎着小小新兵, 终于想通这世上还有其它猫的事实, 麻妈一边偷笑不已, 掐指算来, 清明前扑克将来, 届时, 一定要把这两家伙吓一大跳! 以为踏雪瞬时间长大, 一定吃惊不笑...HIAHIAHIAHIAHIA...[em20][em10][em37]

HUA

哈哈哈哈哈~~~
这偷梁换柱的事也想好了, 别把两猫吓得到时候真的以为是突然长这么大.[em37][em37]

dorisdcy

[quote]以下是引用水冰月在2004-3-29 14:11:54的发言：
新兵: 举头望明月, 低头思我妈

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[em00][em00]宝贝，俺也想你~~~[em42]